The Tory Party

Death of Sexy: Well. Well, well, well.

I wish I had a picture of a Sexy Well costume for this post. Instead I have a link to some more unsexy sexy costumes. I will pretend they stole my idea, but some of these are not trying to be “sexy” costumes (the penguin) or costumes at all (the PETA bloody-woman-as-meat), so really these are just some weird pictures of women.

Like French Vogue, but seven bucks cheaper.

Anjoi!

Asylum.com: Is that sexy Halloween costume really sexy?

Rebirth of Sexy: Devil/Angel

This, by stark contrast, is brilliant:

From Inchant

Fifty bucks, plus-size, and pure awesome. I could sincerely see reversing it mid-party — p’raps starting as an angel and then converting to devil round midnight when the shot glasses come out.

If ever I was going to wear a pleather minidress, this would be it.

High-fives for everyone.

Death of Sexy: Joan of Arc

From Trashy Lingerie

To be fair, is this a costume or is it lingerie? It is incredibly short to be worn out of doors. Yet it is $350 — NOT INCLUDING SHOES.

I think everyone involved needs a good talking-to.

Death of Sexy: Some Candy

Oh. And here it is:

Wow. Um. Click here if you want to see the back, which is of dubious work safety. I suggest this outfit is not meant to be worn outdoors. Or longer than the duration of Crossfade’s “So Cold.”

Death of Sexy: Boxer

Time for a sexy costume hiatus from excessive politics. And here it be:

I’m not sure why this costume bothers me. I think it’s the fact that nothing about it is boxery except for the gloves. Take away the gloves, and this woman is costumed as, perhaps, a piece of candy?

Next up: A SEXY PIECE OF CANDY.