The Tory Party

Tales of Mere Existence

Films and Comics by Lev

I gotta start making tiny movies like this. Seriously. I got no excuse.

Song of Solomon/Bernini Mashup

Um. I don’t really know what this is about. I was going for a more sophisticated concept, but this ended up like something out of a naughtier Harriet Carter catalog:

And I put this on a poster at Zazzle for printing. You know — for that niche Bible/Greek mythology/Renaissance market.

Somewhere Kate Bush is happy and doesn’t know why.

Warning - Male Gaze

Heh heh. This was commissioned by Stephan Zielinski, science-fiction author, photographer, and fellow zombie-enthusiast, as he sought a caveat for his photographs of this year’s Dyke Festival in San Francisco.

Good times. Good ti-i-i-i-i-imes.

DFA - Below the Belt

Wow. They just keep coming. I don’t even have to look offa Facebook for them. And this one has the super-exciting combination of:

• Crotch
• Pulling off undies
• Phallic bananas pointing at lady parts

Wow. Just. Wow. This is 100 pixels away from a Hustler cover.

I give it three out of five Leers.

Problem with Bejeweled

I would enjoy Bejeweled more if it didn’t make me think of The Gift. “TRY TO THINK A NICE THOUGHT ABOUT A BLUE DIAMOND!”

I guess if I ate Lucky Charms, that would be weird, too.