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Sabrina the Face-Melting Dobie

Oh no. Oh noowoowoowoo.

This puppy is too moishe.

She is the world’s skinniest lady puppy that a friend of mine found on the porch of an empty house. She got a battery of vaccines/deworming/examining from the Humane Society, and she needs a forever home ASAP as this friend has to leave town for work tomorrow!

(His housemate is being kind enough to look after her in the meantime.)

Dew you have a home for me? I’m sorry I’m so skeeny.

I am trying to plumpen up…

But my belly is so smow.

Dew you know someone who could take care of me? I am very friendly and quiet and sweet.

But if no, that is OK. I don’t want to be a bother.

For more information, please email me at tory hoke at gmail dot com. Sabrina is in Winston-Salem, NC.

Also — I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN VIDEO! Why am I so DOMB.

**Update 7/22**

Sabrina (soon to have some kind of name change) found a home! Count one victory for very skeeny puppies.

I’ll leave til tomorrow the fact that this morning ANOTHER puppy showed up on our doorstep this morning.