The Tory Party

Selu the Runner on lulu.com

I am deeply impressed with Lulu.com. Easy-to-use interface, good flexibility, low prices and a really gorgeous final product. I keep rubbing the cover of my Selu proof. So shiny. So smooth.

If you ever wanted to self-publish — a-dude.

Yes, but how do you wash them?

Keyboard pants! When you are ready to extend your geek commitment below the belt. Modeled by Michael Cera circa 2012!

Please have these figure prominently in a movie love scene immeds kthx.

And a cookie for those less geek-inclined. I HOPE THIS IS ADEQUATE COOKIE.

I think I might have taken this cookie thing to far. This image actually makes me quite droolly for cookie. I suppose I can just wait until someone makes a diet soda in this flavor. Diet Coke Ginger Snap - your time has come.

Ronald Jenkees. Oh my Gosh.

I think I heard “Ronald Jenkees” mentioned on the Interwebs a while ago. But I was a fool and did not click. A FOOL.

If this does to your brain what it did to my brain you will get so happy your eyes will mist over.

I can’t remember the last time I bought a proper CD. Was it Pearl Jam? Tori Amos? Angels and Airwaves? I dunno, but it had to be more than a year ago.

But I will buy the living stuff out of whatever this man sells.

Ronald Jenkees

***Update***

Now I want to make a movie just so he can score it.

***Update 4/30***

As described to Random_Tangent:

“Like Imogen Heap making out with Herbie Hancock…IN MY COMPUTER”

Etsy time!

A wise man once told me, “Hey, you should sell some stuff on Etsy.”

So now I am!

Just dipping my toe in. Toe-dipping is a skill I am working on.

Space Stuff

Coinciding with my first time watching Apollo 13 (how-did-they-shoot-this?es: 3; holy crap everyone’s in this: 2; overall: 4 out of 4 dags), here is an article about how much crap we’ve left floating in space.

I’m sorry to break this to you. Here’s a cookie: