The Tory Party

Dinosaur Comics

There is a thing? I do? Which is getting on board with trends five years after critical zeitgeist. This is why I am just getting into avant garde life experiences like Starbucks and fitted T-shirts. In a hot minute I’m going to take up Harry Potter, Queer Eye, and Madonna’s hostile pants from the “Ray of Light” video.

(But eventch I will aspire to relevance by asplain about Steve and Barry’s, and how they make me pee my pants with happiness. How I take off a Steve and Barry’s shirt at the end of the day, and feel a tinge of sorrow that it will be a while before I can wear it again. IT IS THAT REAL.

Twice weekly

If I want to start dressing like I’m 19 now that I’m almost thirty DON’T JUDGE ME.)

Anyhoo. A friend sent me a sweet-ass link from Dinosaur Comics. Click only if you are prepared to lose forty-five minutes of your life! Into bliss!

T-shirt WANT

On an unrelated note, am I the only person who calls these things “salt-cellars”?

GIS says YES