The Tory Party

Job-type stuff!

Check out the “Resume” and “Portfolio” links above to see the newer and improveder employment materials. New pictures! No wading!

Grammar LOL

Random_Tangent gives me good script notes. Sometimes they make me laugh my ass straight off.

Grammar mistakes are very unlike me, BTW. I have no shame, only sentences that got changed.

Blank-a-Saurus

There is something I’ve been doing a lot of lately. Maybe too much. When I want to express that something is bigger than usual, it becomes a-saurus. It all started innocently enough, when I was hella sleepy after a morning at ALDI and announced that I was about to take a Napasaurus.

Later that week, I developed a craving for a Snackasaurus.

Since then, I’ve felt Loveasaurus, needed a Bathasaurus, petted Jake-asaurus, taken a Jogasaurus, and gone to Sleepasaurus. It’s totally out of control. It reminds me of when the Sweet Valley Twins started talking in Ithig. But I’m going to pretend I don’t remember that.

Beware of using this in your daily life. It’s highly addictive.

Ploos, a verra, verra big nap is a Napasaurus Rex. Obvy.

In other news, there are updates at T-Party Films, if you’re into that sort of thing.