The Tory Party

Special Invitation from the GOP

Today I got this email:

So I sent this:

Hi, Tom,

I`m not sure how my email address ended up on your mailing list, but as I am a Yellow Dog Democrat, and the very thought of the current president makes me nauseous, it would be silly of me to pay for food served in his presence.

Best of luck in your endeavors. Please take my name off your list.

Many thanks,
Tory Hoke

Sure, I no longer consider myself yelladog, but it helps the rhetoric. HEE.