The Tory Party

Merry Kreesmas!

I am too lazy to write, so I`ll post pictures instead. Self-indulgent good times!

I`m startled to insanity by this crappy green-eye fix!

This is a kitten that showed up on my back porch in Winston-Salem right before I came to visit my family in Raleigh. I decided to foster him until I could find him a forever home because he was really friendly and outgoing, and got along with Jake (cutest thing ever, pictures were taken), but he harbored many secrets, including ear mites, an upper respiratory infection, a tendency to nurse on earlobes and fingertips at 3 AM (with teeth!) and the ability to double in size in two weeks.

Regardless, I gave him many names that didn’t stick (Matthew for medical records, Speedo for common use due to his white bathing-suit marking, although you had to say it SPEEE-DOWWW!) and took him to the vet. I was 50/50 on whether to keep him or rehome him, so I put up exactly one flyer with this picture. Exactly one kind family saw through the terrifying green-eye fix and gave me a call, and today he is with them. Tomorrow I call them to see if they’ve discovered the 3 AM secret yet.

We’re having a shine-off. I am winning.

This is me and my seestor. I`m posting this one first, because it’s the most flattering of me, while unfortunately my seestor’s turtleneck has decided to passive-aggressively hit her at the most unflattering height. Modern photography is not advanced enough to make us cute at the same time. Observe:

You could guide a sleigh with that shine

See, this one better reflects my seestor’s true cuteness, while I have decided to punish the viewer with a Mimi-Rogers-honorarial-starey-face.

Am I Geoffrey Rush? `Cause I`m in Shine.

Actually, this one is pretty good for both of us. Film school has taught me how to use high-angle shots to my most flattering advantage. Um, among other stuff. Please don’t stop giving me student loans.

Maybe this doesn’t interest you. Maybe you were lured by staggerlee’s post and did not expect to stumble into suck. In that case I give you a picture of Bruce Campbell:

Picture of Bruce Campbell make everything betta