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Dude from She Spies
Posted by Tory, March 17, 2005 on 7:00 pm | In Amusements |I have a crush on the dude from She Spies.
His name is Carlos Jacott, and he’s like a prettier Latino Ted Raimi. He does, in fact, have the Joxer the Mighty role on She Spies, which is a show that is actually funny as hell, especially when you’re writing a screenplay at 3 in the morning and you want to see some sexy game actors turn a twenty-dollar-budget into a syndicated series. With leather pants.
Oh, dude from She Spies. Could you be more underrated?
He’s been in a whole bunch of crazy crap — the mole from the Firefly pilot, pool boy Ramon from the Seinfeld where Kramer wears the Technicolor Dream Coat (he eventually gets cannon-balled by Newman).
He evokes David Burke (Arthur on the live-action The Tick series, and now Father Something O`Something on Joan of Arcadia), but they are not the same.
Not the dude from She Spies. But noble effort.
He was also in Bats, which I haven’t seen, but I`d be happy to speculate he’s the best thing in it, in a way that can be described only as Campbellesque.
What I really like about Mr. Carlos Jacott, aside from the comic timing, un-self-consciousness and wicked great hair, is the way he talks. He talks rilly rilly cool. His voice is nice and low and normal, but his enunciation is like super-compressed, like a DJ. So take all the intensity of the vocal presentation of the DJ and put it on a nice soothing voice that doesn’t make your ears bleed or do fart jokes.
How can I be so good and yet have such crappy pics online? It’s Steenburgen Syndrome.
It’s like running a cotton swab through your ear when you get out of the shower, `cause you know you do, and you love it, even though you shouldn’t.
Also he’s got that DeNiro mole on his cheek, which smokes me like salmon.
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Bats is one of those B-movies that`s so bad it`s pretty good. What has happened to my project?
Comment by supremegoddessofall — December 31, 1969 #
Wake up. Jacott blows
Comment by cj — December 31, 1969 #
Hey, he almost looks like my man DaFoe in that pic. Mmmm, cheekbones…
Comment by Whirr — December 31, 1969 #
breast particles
Comment by big grandpa jason — December 31, 1969 #
Here`s a slightly less unflattering picture of him:
Comment by Tory — December 31, 1969 #
It`s not about the mole, my bebes, although it provides a pleasant focal point. And the picture on top is pretty terrible — I think you gotta see him in action, and then you`ll understand. I just read he`s one of like three guys to play on all three of Joss Whedon`s series. ROCK. Might be time to rent some Bats.
Comment by Tory — December 31, 1969 #
It`s the tilt of the head with the bowl haircut. No, wait a minute. I meant Kevin Bacon. He looks more like Kevin Bacon in that pic. My bad. Mole fetish? Weird.
Comment by F.A.Y. — December 31, 1969 #
I second F.A.Y., though I don`t really see the Keifer Sutherland thing. He does remind me of someone, but I can`t think of who. Tory has a MOLE FETISH!!!!1
Comment by Alena — December 31, 1969 #
Dudette, you seriously need to get laid. In that first pic he looks like Keifer Sutherland (did I spell that right?).
Comment by F.A.Y. — December 31, 1969 #
He`s been in angel as well, first series.
Comment by Dan — December 31, 1969 #
For the record, Carlos Jacott is one of the sexiest men alive in person. Truly a hunk, and hilarious too.
Comment by rg — December 31, 1969 #