The Tory Party

References I Made Today That No One Got

• The Fight Club/Calvin and Hobbes essay (inspiration for the JTSM Gin and Juice essay, which pales like a mayonnaise sandwich in comparison).
• The gom jabbar scene in Dune, as in, hey, the lye scene in Fight Club is a lot like the gom jabbar scene in Dune. Because when I make a reference in front of a class of 18-to-24-year-olds I want to make sure it misses by a geeky mile.
• The time I said I would pee on the floor if Roman Polanski won best director, since he’s a child molester. And he did, so I did. Just a little.
• There was another one but I`m sure it was equally ridiculous so I`ll let it go.

In other news, Imogen Heap also has an album coming out this winter! (Feb/March 2005). So, to recap, we’ve got a Tori Amos album, a Kate Bush album and an Imogen Heap album. And now I’ve gone and peed. I`m a peeing demon. I pee like some people shake hands.