The Tory Party

Please note the distinctive Sam Raimi backlighting that, along with a nice wind machine and Beyonce’s makeup artist, I would appreciate having follow me around all the time. Of course, I don’t really recognize what this picture is from, so it might be something totally Raimi-independent like a candid from a casual but dramatically-lit Campbell family Thanksgiving and I`m just being a huge ass pretending I know what I`m talking about. Like that guy from work who said Elijah Wood was 6`2″ and Gollum didn’t start out as something like a Hobbit, and who stuck to his stories despite being called on them.

Wouldn’t be the first time.

This leads me to take time out from my Campbell fixation with a link to a hella funny/scary/tragic fantasy art forum (redundant?). Read it and be rewarded on Page 5. Heeeee.