The Tory Party

Peak Oil

I can’t get into it right now. Google “Peak Oil” and read for yourself.

Everybody knows we’re going to run out of oil altogether in 50 years, right? But that
means we’ve still got plenty of time to convert to other fuels before the bottom drops out
and society collapses, right?

Actually, we’re going to run out of oil we can afford a lot sooner than that — within 20 years.
And all the predictions these guys made in 2000 are coming true.

Condi and Bush are in love

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They are. Tell everybody you
heard it here first.

• They’re both athletic, reasonably young,
  reasonably aesthetic people. She’s never been
  married, and he’s never been married to a
  mammal.
• They disappear on secret 37-hour flights
  to exotic middle eastern locations without
  telling anyone.
• He’s in a position of power, regardless
  of whether he exerts any. She’s tall and
  exotic and can explain things to him.
• They stand just a little too close. They
  stare just a little too long. Seriously, they
  always sit or stand together but look
  separate ways — a deadly accurate sign of
  shenanigans!
• Anyone whose soul is so dead that they
  run on a track for recreation is certainly
  open to extramarital.

“Condoleezza” is hard to spell. I like to
think I`m a pretty good speller,
but I had to cut and paste this one in the end.