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Anne Coulter is a Cartoon Villain
Posted by Tory, August 1, 2003 on 8:00 pm | In Amusements |
My mother pointed out that Ann Coulter’s eyes don’t match. Furthermore, she
looks like Madame Medusa from Disney’s The Rescuers. She’s right.
Let’s get something squared away: Ann Coulter is not hot. She’s blond and thin, and
there’s a difference. Having access to a Kerr Drug and a treadmill doesn’t make
you a bombshell. Ann Coulter looks like Linda McCartney after an eyeliner fight
in a trailer park. If she had a grown-up’s haircut and a good Noxzema workover
she`d look just as soulless and desiccated as any other Leonard Peikoff groupie
on the far right. If she invested a little less effort in touching up her roots and a
little more in her thought processes, she would probably switch sides like the legitimately hot
Arianna Huffington.
Yowza.
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the fact that she is very, very evil. and lies. compulsively.
Comment by supremegoddessofall — December 31, 1969 #
Excuse me, but no…she looks nothing like madam medusa. What in the world could you possible find unattractive about Ann Coulter?
Comment by Anonymous — December 31, 1969 #
She looks a little like that woman from “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”, the one who played Tulla (at least I think that was her name), but, you know, better.
Comment by SmartAlec — December 31, 1969 #
Heh heh heh. Here I was, going to ride to the rescue, and supremegoddess already has the situation well in hand.
Comment by Tory — December 31, 1969 #
mmm…i love poorly edited criticism…always makes me feel better when my detractors prove conclusively that they are uneducated neanderthals…
Comment by supremegoddessofall — December 31, 1969 #
man you`re dumb supremegoddessofall what do you me she is very evil you liberal retard.
Comment by ... — December 31, 1969 #
You people are spending so much effort fighting over Coulter`s ghoulishness you`re missing the most important point in this article: the hotness of Arianna Huffington. Her sexy accent alone puts her miles above Coulter on the yummy scale.
Comment by person — December 31, 1969 #
deliciously immature attack on a deliciously immature bitch. perfectly suited, no sarcasm intended
Comment by shadow — December 31, 1969 #
“what the hell do you mean? dumbass liberal dipshit” Hmmm. Given that intelligence is often measured by vocabulary, I`d wager your need to use not one, not two, but three profanities in the span of 9 words means you`re at least 1/3 less intelligent than you think. I`d wager it`s closer to 2/3. Oh and SmartAlex, maybe it`s because they are both Greek?
Comment by Jacksprat — December 31, 1969 #
what the hell do you mean? dumbass liberal dipshit
Comment by smarterthanyou — December 31, 1969 #