The Tory Party

Arnold Schwarzenegger Likes Boobs

A shot of the candidate in action, from p. 146 of Playboy’s January 1978
Playmate Review. Look how he supports women’s issues! Click for a bigger version. And, yes, I blurred out her breast — I have relatives that look at this site.
(On an unrelated note, I didn’t know Liev Schreiber was a photographer. Weird.)

Anne Coulter is a Cartoon Villain

My mother pointed out that Ann Coulter’s eyes don’t match. Furthermore, she
looks like Madame Medusa from Disney’s The Rescuers. She’s right.

Let’s get something squared away: Ann Coulter is not hot. She’s blond and thin, and
there’s a difference. Having access to a Kerr Drug and a treadmill doesn’t make
you a bombshell. Ann Coulter looks like Linda McCartney after an eyeliner fight
in a trailer park. If she had a grown-up’s haircut and a good Noxzema workover
she`d look just as soulless and desiccated as any other Leonard Peikoff groupie
on the far right. If she invested a little less effort in touching up her roots and a
little more in her thought processes, she would probably switch sides like the legitimately hot
Arianna Huffington.

Yowza.