The Tory Party

Fight or Flight

Can I tell you a story?

This is called Fight vs. Flight.

Me and a friend–we`ll just call him Roger–were rounding a corner walking in my neighborhood when we were startled by a loud, large barking dog.
Me, standing my ground and bracing myself: “Jesus!”
Roger, leaping balletically and running: “Expletive deleted!”
We then realized the dog was chained.
Said I: “You just have to outrun me, huh?”
Said he: “I would have pushed you down if I`d thought to.”