The truth about Toms

Posted by Tory, August 18, 2002 on 8:00 pm | In Amusements |

Some Toms, like Tom Servo or Tom Daschle, are good.
But there is a pattern of bad Toms too strong to be ignored.
The reasons for this streak will be discussed at a later date,
but, in the meantime, enjoy:

A brief list of bad Toms
Tom Green
Tom La
Tom of Tom & Jerry, pre-Chuck Jones
Tom Riddle
Tom Ingham
TOM
Tom Delay
Uncle Tom
Tommy Brown
Tom Cruise
Tom Brokaw
Tommy Lee
Tom Arnold (Ah, I`m hatin` — I actually think he’s underrated.)
Peeping Tom

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  1. Okay, I`m being very rough on the Toms here. I have to mention that my step-grandfather, who was the Best. Person. Ever. had the first name “Tom,” although he went by his middle name. I think Thoms and Thomases in general don`t make this list.

    Comment by Tory — December 31, 1969 #

  2. I`ve never met a Dave or David that I liked. Until recently at my new job but this Dave`s real name is Chris.

    Comment by lucasgreen — December 31, 1969 #

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