The Tory Party

The truth about Toms

Some Toms, like Tom Servo or Tom Daschle, are good.
But there is a pattern of bad Toms too strong to be ignored.
The reasons for this streak will be discussed at a later date,
but, in the meantime, enjoy:

A brief list of bad Toms
Tom Green
Tom La
Tom of Tom & Jerry, pre-Chuck Jones
Tom Riddle
Tom Ingham
TOM
Tom Delay
Uncle Tom
Tommy Brown
Tom Cruise
Tom Brokaw
Tommy Lee
Tom Arnold (Ah, I`m hatin` — I actually think he’s underrated.)
Peeping Tom