The Tory Party

Hermione, Lost Turpish

Hermione is a new lost Turpish! In the new Harry Potter poster created by Drew Struzan, best… illustrator… ever, Emma Watson as Hermione is depicted as a Suvari-level Turpish phenotype. (Also note with trepidation that Watson was born in 1990. Brrr.)

Also note that the kid playing Harry strongly resembles Mike Peterman of UNC’s Psychology Department. If you don’t believe me, click here.

In other news, I`m riding the chocobo to Franklin Street on Wednesday. I can’t be stopped. And if anybody spills beer on it, I`ll be breaking some heads