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How to pick up chicks
Posted by Tory, September 23, 2001 on 8:00 pm | In Amusements || How to Pick Up Chicks - for real | ||
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1) Refrain from acknowledging how hot another female is, even when asked. Instead, complain that, despite her good looks, she lacks a certain inner something that you require:
A: Wow, that Jennifer Love Hewitt is really hot. This is good practice regardless of whom you are speaking to. All females within earshot will parse this. In addition, avoid speaking ill of anyone’s appearance. It is best to act as if such judgments are beneath you. 2) There are two kinds of funny you can be around a female: wacky funny and mean funny. Mean: Man, that looks like Alan Rickman with Sailor Moon in a headlock. Mean funny gets more chicks, but wacky funny gets better chicks. Sad but true. 3) Facial hair = 60% fewer chicks |
 “She’s OK, but she’s got no life in her eyes.” |
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tell #1 to my boyfriend.
Comment by Jenny — December 31, 1969 #