The Tory Party

Doublespeak Primer

Bush: It’s an unimaginably honor for me to meet you, Senator Clinton.

Clinton: I feel the same way.

Bush: We have to bring two people sides together, not apart.

Clinton: I would very much enjoy taking this opportunity to bury a hatchet.

Bush: Now that you’ve met me, don’t you thinking I`m capable?

Clinton: No one would be more qualified to be president than you.

Bush: Well, it was a real pleasant meeting you.

Clinton: I`m glad you think so. You have certainly made a lasting impression.