The Tory Party

Batman vs. Dark Knight Trailer

Watching this at CollegeHumor.com, I thought at first I was seeing a comparison of the original 1989 Batman trailer with that of The Dark Knight. Then I was like, no wai, this is so close it is an homage. Then I was like, no wai, this can’t be the original Batman trailer I am looking at.

Indeed, YouTube user VaportrailFilms cut the Dark-Knightized Batman trailer. This makes the resulting split screen NO LESS AWESOME.

ANJOI.

“Hank Effect” Intensive Arts screening

The Hank Effect will screen in Babcock Theater on Friday, May 16 at 9:00 PM.

(See — to non-NCSA people this looks like a totally really real screening. HAUGHTY.)

We are wedged between two other screenings so please be ready for Hankin’ at 9:00 PM!

LOVE. MATH. BAGELS.

Going to Philadelphia

I’m going to Philly until Thursday as part of a school volunteer program. So there prolly won’t be so much with the updates.

But then Friday is portfolio day, so there should be plenty redonk update after that.

In the meantime, here is a pickle looking wistful. I don’t know why.

(For maximum wistful pickle effect, please wear a damp nylon jacket and play “Never Tear Us Apart” on cassette. Do not mix with alcohol.)

Hoops & Yoyo on Momma’s Day

An art department friend turned me on to Hoops & Yoyo, which is pretty much why Flash was invented.

Here’s the one I sent my momma for Momma’s Day:

toryhoke.com Released Into Wild!

Finally, my web presence is organized.

And my portfolio is up to date! Do you like the Jersey Devil? I know I do!

The other font I use in my portfolio is Silentina Movie.

When Blue Highway is busy, I sneak over to Silentina Movie’s house where we watch The Real Ghostbusters and suck milk through frozen Thin Mints ’til they get squishy inside. My pancreas scars may have faded, but the memories stay.