Justin has conflicting feelings about the cookies I bake.

I have been baking a lot. Like, one or more batches of cookies a night. It is kind of a problem.

But I find it is a better way to wind down before bed than getting on the Internet, because there is a finite amount of cookie, but an infinite amount of Internet.

However, when I bring them to work, it causes nutrition conflicts for people who want to eat them but don’t want to get fat.

It is the great bougie conflict of our time.

Related: the word bougie is back.

I just thought this was a particularly good Justin.

Lenna: Lady Gaga, see, I feel like she’s not hot…
Justin: Well, not like model hot…
Lenna: What, like cheerleader hot?
Justin: No, like normal hot.
Lenna: Like you’d have a chance with her?
Justin: No, but she’s more normal; not size 0 hot.
Lenna: There’s no such thing as size 0 hot.