Jenette Goldstein has a posse

Private Vasquez of Aliens was played Jenette Goldstein–the redhead who played John Connors` adopted mom in Terminator 2 and the Irish mom who puts her kids to bed in Titanic.

Damn. I mean, damn.

Ashton Kutcher dates Gigolo Jane

These two people are dating. Each other. Sad but true.

Colin Powell hates Dubya

Observation of the Day
Colin Powell – W = happy

Colin Powell + W = unhappy

I’ve seen only one picture of Colin Powell happy with W, but he was looking elsewhere at the time.
This indicates to me the discomfort inherent in playing Kathy Selden to Bush’s Lina Lamont.

Wrangler abuses Fortunate Son

Failing to dispel both the myths that ad people are soulless and country people misguided

Remember–this isn’t John Fogerty’s fault. He lost the rights to his songs so bad he once was successfully sued for plagiarizing himself.

Bad Ad Decisions Part 1

Wrangler jeans` new ad campaign features the distinctive opening riff of Creedence Clearwater’s “Fortunate Son,” as well as the opening line “Some folks are born made to wave the flag; Ooh they’re red, white and blue.” Fair enough. Perhaps they missed both John Fogerty’s sarcastic singing and the rest of the lyrics. So you don’t, here they are:

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
Ooh, they’re red, white and blue,
And when the band plays “Hail to the chief,”
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord.

It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no senator’s son, son.
It ain’t me, it ain’t me; I ain’t no fortunate one, no,

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, don’t they help themselves,
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale.

It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no millionaire’s son, no.
It ain’t me, it ain’t me; I ain’t no fortunate one, no.

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord,
And when you ask them, “How much should we give?”
Ooh, they only answer more, more, more, yeah,

It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no military son, son.
It ain’t me, it ain’t me; I ain’t no fortunate one, one.

It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no fortunate one, no no no,
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no fortunate son, no no no,

Al Gore`s beard

What what what what? Mmm... so rough...
Why did nobody tell me about this? Why is this happening?
Why does Gore look like Jeff Goldblum as the blue alien from Earth Girls are Easy?
WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF PETE WILL SOMEONE TELL ME? Thank you.