Drew: oof

i am coughy today

Tory: No!

DON’T BE COUGHY!

Nooo!

Drew: I coughed until I didn’t

much better

And of course there’s this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k

Tory: HUNKER PUPS

I don’t wanna make Jake wear a poop saddle

Drew: haha

no dog should wear a poop saddle

Drew: Oh my god

scott kurtz and his friend are discussing seduction tactics

and it is highlarious

Tory: ha ha ha

seduxion community + mocking = gold

Drew: Two new words

Blowjob Pattern

Dickpoint

Tory: ha ha ha hahahahah

THESE ARE REAL

THESE ARE REAL THINGS

Drew: http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/03_Approaching/11_The_Patterns/p_blow.shtml

the knowledge is dangerous

Be wary if I start talking about cupcakes to you

also pointing at my dick

Tory: O dear

I am concerned about how that might work

No! I know the technique!

I want the mocking

is it podCast?

Forum?

Something linkable?

Drew: It’s over

Was live broadcast

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/pvptv

Tory: ahhh

noioioioice

I feel there are two families of ’seduction community’

one is about stuff like peacocking/jokey overconfidence, which I approve of

Drew: Those guys

are the ones that invented blowjob patterns

Tory: and the other is about stuff like hypnosis and negging and insults

Noooo!

Nooooooo!

Mebbe they are the same.

Sad.

Drew: it is

it’s all about getting blown

which is pretty much decided before you start talking

because if you say this shit to anyone

and they don’t leave

they were probably gonna put your dick in their mouth

Tory: ha ha ha haha

mebbe that’s secretly how it works

rapidly repelling those who won’t blow you

Like a human centrifuge

FastSeduxion’s Rapid Repel System!

FSRRS for short!

Tory: This is why being a street-caricaturist is a turble jorb: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/failblog/~3/Sd_lUrbIVzA/

Tory: Okay. Why is Emma Frost have a British accent if she’s from Boston?

Drew: In a word: grant morrison

He wrote her with lots of hoity toity britishisms

basically had her faking it to be fancy

then got rolled into continuity in another book

where she had a psychic fight with a former friend

who was english

emma killed her, but was imprinted with part of her mind

which manifests as the accent

Tory: !!!!

Tory: Oh I be tew so seek

I am all weak and twitchy

Drew: noooo

Tory: dew not like

Drew: D:

Should I make you soups?

Tory: awwwwws

Drew: Delicious soups?

Tory: I am drinking lots of tea

and in a hot minnit

I’m gonna lie down

and watch Danger Mouses

Drew: Awww

Tory: I finally tewk some medicines

and whatnot

which is smart

I don’t know why I get all confused about medicine

like

wait!

Medicine exists!

Drew: haha

It does

Tory: DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Drew: Yah

I’m on a govt list

cause I like psuedophedrine

Tory: ha ha ha

DRUGGEE!

Drew: http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/11/dan-clowes-interview.html

Tory: Ha ha ha I just read that

Cracked had 1 or 2 great freakin’ artists, tho

John Silverstein?

Frak, what was his name…

hang on…

Ha ha ha John Severin

He’s 88 and still working

drawing is the way to go

those people live forever

Mort Drucker is 80

still going

Drew: jeezum

Jeezem

look at drucker’s wiki picture

taken NINE YEARS ago

oh dang

http://www.cagle.com/hogan/reubens/reubens2006/drucker_delbo.jpg

here is in ought six

lookin pretty hale and hearty

Tory: Yeah!

And remember he looked the same at 40

just with darker hair

AL JAFFEE IS 88!!!

AHHHH!

His work looks exactly the same!

And he’s still just as prolific!

HOLY CRAPPE.

Whew Sergio Aragones is 71

OK, that is acceptable

but Al Jaffee is 88?!

WTFFFFFUUUUUUU

Jack Davis is 85

OK I have to stop

When the laws of physics tell me I only have 10-20 more years of these guys

my heart can’t stand it.

Drew: 10-20?

Tory: Let me have my dream.

If anybody’s gonna live to be 115

it’s an illustrator

chemicals in the ink

I swear to God

Drew: One of the tiki people says there’s better yogurt in culver center at the boba tea place

Tory: no

no wai

is that yogurt

WALKING DISTANCE?

I THINK NO.

Drew: Culver

Center

Tory: wait

Drew: Same

Place

Tory: wait

Drew: Boba place

walking

Tory: HEAD ASPLODE

Drew: distance

Tory: PKKSSSSSH!

SHPLKSSSSSSSSH!

Drew: OH NOE

Tory: SCANNERSPPPLKSH!

Drew: YOUR HEAD ASPLODE

Drew: Cause and effect : http://twitpic.com/agpcf

Tory: ha ha o dear 99 cent condomes

reminds me fave euphemism for condoms/pregtest aisle is “Planning”

Just “Planning”

Drew: haha

Yessss

Albertson’s puts condoms in the diaper aisle

Tory: buying diapers reminds you to buy condomes

and vice versa

Drew: Seeing diapers reminds me to praise condoms and make them a burnt offering