Tory: This is why being a street-caricaturist is a turble jorb: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/failblog/~3/Sd_lUrbIVzA/

Drew: Oh my god

scott kurtz and his friend are discussing seduction tactics

and it is highlarious

Tory: ha ha ha

seduxion community + mocking = gold

Drew: Two new words

Blowjob Pattern

Dickpoint

Tory: ha ha ha hahahahah

THESE ARE REAL

THESE ARE REAL THINGS

Drew: http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/03_Approaching/11_The_Patterns/p_blow.shtml

the knowledge is dangerous

Be wary if I start talking about cupcakes to you

also pointing at my dick

Tory: O dear

I am concerned about how that might work

No! I know the technique!

I want the mocking

is it podCast?

Forum?

Something linkable?

Drew: It’s over

Was live broadcast

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/pvptv

Tory: ahhh

noioioioice

I feel there are two families of ‘seduction community’

one is about stuff like peacocking/jokey overconfidence, which I approve of

Drew: Those guys

are the ones that invented blowjob patterns

Tory: and the other is about stuff like hypnosis and negging and insults

Noooo!

Nooooooo!

Mebbe they are the same.

Sad.

Drew: it is

it’s all about getting blown

which is pretty much decided before you start talking

because if you say this shit to anyone

and they don’t leave

they were probably gonna put your dick in their mouth

Tory: ha ha ha haha

mebbe that’s secretly how it works

rapidly repelling those who won’t blow you

Like a human centrifuge

FastSeduxion’s Rapid Repel System!

FSRRS for short!

Drew: oof

i am coughy today

Tory: No!

DON’T BE COUGHY!

Nooo!

Drew: I coughed until I didn’t

much better

And of course there’s this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k

Tory: HUNKER PUPS

I don’t wanna make Jake wear a poop saddle

Drew: haha

no dog should wear a poop saddle