Fake Tan

Fake Tan

Drew: 2:40 PM No! You didn’t! I want to see orange college tory

Tory: ha ha I rocked it It lewked gewd2:41 PM You’d be fewled (unless I am fewling meself)

Drew: A tan hoke? I would not be fooled

Tory: I still have eet! I could use it TOMORROW ha ha ha2:42 PM

Drew: “Tory Hoke died today after using long expired tanning creme. The Iron Oxide entered herĀ blood stream and basically just ripped shit up. She is survived by her loving parents, sister, and Jake the Dawg.”2:46 PM

Tory: weirdo2:47 PM

Drew: It can happen!

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