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John Carter of Mess

Disney’s John Carter brought me out of heckling retirement. Too many Tharks on the dance floor John Carter (not a princess, not of Mars) is a convoluted mess, but to my tastes a more palatable mess than, say, Avatar. It saves the cat and passes the Bechdel test. It has funnier bits, and its story failings are less infuriating (f’rinstance,

Things Rick Santorum Will Express Opposition to in March

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