John Carter of Mess
Disney’s John Carter brought me out of heckling retirement. Too many Tharks on the dance floor John Carter (not a princess, not of Mars) is a convoluted mess, but to my tastes a more palatable mess than, say, Avatar. It saves the cat and passes the Bechdel test. It has funnier bits, and its story failings are less infuriating (f’rinstance, …
