Too Much Seth Green Information Played Egg in 1984′s The Hotel New Hampshire Was suggested by the producers of Mallrats to replace Jason Mewes as Jay. Had a part in a deleted scene in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie. Appeared in Big Business (1988), Can’t Buy Me Love (1987), Pump Up the Volume (1990), Enemy of the State (1998) …

Bush: It’s an unimaginably honor for me to meet you, Senator Clinton. Clinton: I feel the same way. Bush: We have to bring two people sides together, not apart. Clinton: I would very much enjoy taking this opportunity to bury a hatchet. Bush: Now that you’ve met me, don’t you thinking I`m capable? Clinton: No one would be more qualified …

Dear Movies, It has been a tough summer. I’ve managed to avoid full-on badness and had a pretty good time at the ones I did go to, and with only two weekends between now and Labor Day, I have almost made it safely to the other side without landing in front of a real stinker. I am grateful for “Shrek” …

The following poem was written by a young woman who dated its subject for two weeks, and at the time of its writing was no longer dating him. Mmm. Stalker-delicious. A sketch of how things could be . . . Small house on the side of a mountain, Sweet tea and a haphazard garden. Work out of the house, paint …

Did you know he could make this face?I didn’t know he could make this face. Stuff I liked about “Rat Race” – Amy Smart going insane. – No towel-wrestling with the dog over the heart. – Seth Green doesn’t drop the keys in the lake once he gets them back. – Illegal #2 only implied. – The Lucys are mostly …