Apparently this hit the United States in 2007. The United States are on probation for not notifying me of this.

Miracle Noodles (site has auto-playing audio, beware)

These are Asian food no-calorie (WTF?!?!) noodles.

If you think I ordered these within 10 minutes of discovering they existed, YOU ARE RIGHT.

What I learned on the web:

- They come wet-packed.
- They smell a little fishy and can be rubbery.
- Rinsing improves the former and boiling improves the latter.
- Also it is good to get the tofu kind, which has like 20 calories per 3 oz instead of 0 calories. Oh no!
- They have no flavor at all, but will take on the flavor of what you cook them in.

I have been wheat-free (but for a couple of incidents) for a year and a half. The possibility of noodles coming back in my life is highly intriguing.

The possibility of no-glycemic noodles entering my life is REDONKULOUS.

Have you met me and pad thai? We are about to be friends forevaaaaaaa.

Stay tuned for noodle updates…