Obama Mama
From my mom in Raleigh, NC, possibly the greatest picture ever taken ever ever:
Here’s a picture of your sweet old mum. Some fool has been spray painting the few Obama signs in our area. This is my response: a pitbull that doesn’t wear lipstick (isn’t she adorable?) and a shotgun that ain’t meant for caribou.
HA HA HA HA. Yes, that is really my momma’s rescued pit bull, and yes, my momma does know how to handle a shotgun (she’s left-handed).
While we’re at it, yes, my momma would make a better Vice Presidential candidate than Sarah Palin, though that is faint praise.
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Your amazing mom is probably at least partially to blame for my career choice. Now, if only I could get my hair to look that good. Go, Ms. Simpson!
MYLF.
Tory, darlin’, that pit bull would make a better VP than Sarah Palin. And so would this peanut butter and banana sammich I just made. And this shoe, and this rock over here, and maybe even this fluffy cloud. Hell, Tina Fey *pretending* to be Sarah Palin is a better choice than Sarah Palin. Double hell, anyone who shows up at your Halloween party doing their *impression* of Tina Fey pretending to be Sarah Palin is more qualified to hold office than that woman. Pit bull lipstick hockey mom moose shoot maverick joe sixpack don’tcha know?
I must meet your mother immediately. She is my new hero.
oh – PS – i miss you like a fat kid loves cake.
Awesome!
Palin is the Women’s Lib movement dream. A sucessful career mom….except for one tiny thing. She’s against the murder of the unborn.
Hahaha. Nice photo.
How’d that “abstinence only” eductation work out in the Palin household, by the way? After she loses, let’s see if Bristol has a “miscarriage.”
I’m not sure that most people in the ‘women’s lib’ movement love abortion. It’s more that they think that it’s none of the government’s business what they do with their bodies.
From this women’s libber: abortion rates stay about the same regardless of whether abortion is legal. The difference is, when it’s illegal, it kills women.
So, all things being equal, I’m into the version of the law that doesn’t kill women.
Also, I totally freakin’ love abortion. WHEE!
Your mom is fierce!
I would be honored to buy that fine lady a drink.
Your mom is great!
Tinay Fey really looks a lot like Sarah Palin:`;